Pretty accurate representation of the type of shit that goes on in my head….

(Source: partygrandpa, via cat-detective)

thesickestjokes:

I’m going to insist that I’m dressed as a clown at my open casket funeral.

Just so everybody has that awkward moment where they try not to laugh.

I could totally see Amarra doing this X’D

(via awesomephilia)

awesomephilia:

“This is my Grandparent’s Neighbour, John. Aside from being one of the most interesting men I’ve met he is also known as Johndalf the Grey in the local community.” (via)

Amarras Dad…

awesomephilia:

“This is my Grandparent’s Neighbour, John. Aside from being one of the most interesting men I’ve met he is also known as Johndalf the Grey in the local community.” (via)

Amarras Dad…

Why does this remind me of Reynide?

Why does this remind me of Reynide?

(Source: anditlingers, via ninatendo64)

Ashley: Isn't it weird that Anna Paquin married Bill Moyer.
Me: ...Wut? xD
Ashley: ...
Me: I think you mean Stephen Moyer
HA HA I WAS RIGHT!

HA HA I WAS RIGHT!

(Source: ekajsmith, via katlynkatastrophe)

Wouldn’t it be cool if we could poop buildings? I wonder if that’s where the expression ‘shit bricks’ comes from…

Ashper

If I ate pizza ingredients, would my burp taste the same?

Ashper

SHIT’S A BLAZIN’

Lauren aka Twin

Don’t dump bodies around here. There are children that go here.

Reynide aka Ghetto Girl aka Triangle Lady aka Ice Cream Eyes

I hope your face turns into a taco!

Me aka Amerlin aka Ferret aka Evil Sis

You think that’s scary? Wait until you”re in the war.

Reynide aka Ghetto Girl aka Triangle Lady aka Ice Cream Eyes

I love the sound of chainsaws…

Katlyn aka Tittioda aka Hicky aka the Canadian Crippler aka the Donut Girl