Shit My Friends Say

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Sat, 09 Mar 2013 02:01:04 -0500

Pretty accurate representation of the type of shit that goes on...

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 19:26:17 -0500

Pretty accurate representation of the type of shit that goes on in my head….

thesickestjokes: I’m going to insist that I’m dressed as a clown at my open casket funeral.Just so...

Tue, 22 Jan 2013 23:30:01 -0500

I’m going to insist that I’m dressed as a clown at my open casket funeral.

Just so everybody has that awkward moment where they try not to laugh.

I could totally see Amarra doing this X’D

awesomephilia: “This is my Grandparent’s Neighbour,...

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 19:04:35 -0500

awesomephilia:

“This is my Grandparent’s Neighbour, John. Aside from being one of the most interesting men I’ve met he is also known as Johndalf the Grey in the local community.” (via)

Amarras Dad…

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Wed, 28 Nov 2012 02:57:34 -0500

Why does this remind me of Reynide?

Sun, 09 Sep 2012 19:16:55 -0400

Why does this remind me of Reynide?

Ashley: Isn't it weird that Anna Paquin married Bill Moyer.

Wed, 05 Sep 2012 03:58:00 -0400

Ashley: Isn't it weird that Anna Paquin married Bill Moyer.
Me: ...Wut? xD
Ashley: ...
Me: I think you mean Stephen Moyer

HA HA I WAS RIGHT!

Fri, 31 Aug 2012 14:39:40 -0400

HA HA I WAS RIGHT!

"Wouldn’t it be cool if we could poop buildings? I wonder if that’s where the expression..."

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 22:52:17 -0400

“Wouldn’t it be cool if we could poop buildings? I wonder if that’s where the expression ‘shit bricks’ comes from…”

- Ashper

"If I ate pizza ingredients, would my burp taste the same?"

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 22:45:48 -0400

“If I ate pizza ingredients, would my burp taste the same?”

- Ashper

"SHIT’S A BLAZIN’"

Wed, 23 May 2012 19:52:40 -0400

“SHIT’S A BLAZIN’”

- Lauren aka Twin

"Don’t dump bodies around here. There are children that go here."

Thu, 10 May 2012 01:22:00 -0400

“Don’t dump bodies around here. There are children that go here.”

- Reynide aka Ghetto Girl aka Triangle Lady aka Ice Cream Eyes

"I hope your face turns into a taco!"

Sun, 06 May 2012 18:48:00 -0400

“I hope your face turns into a taco!”

- Me aka Amerlin aka Ferret aka Evil Sis

"You think that’s scary? Wait until you”re in the war."

Sun, 06 May 2012 16:00:34 -0400

“You think that’s scary? Wait until you”re in the war.”

- Reynide aka Ghetto Girl aka Triangle Lady aka Ice Cream Eyes

"I love the sound of chainsaws…"

Sun, 06 May 2012 15:57:00 -0400

“I love the sound of chainsaws…”

- Katlyn aka Tittioda aka Hicky aka the Canadian Crippler aka the Donut Girl